I love the theories floating around that the Beach City cliff side temple, where Steven and the Crystal Gems live, is a visual representation of all of them fused together. The episode Giant Woman showed us what gem fusion can look like, so I thought if all the gems combined they would make an even more giant woman, a COLOSSAL WOMAN, who would be most certainly Beach City’s ultimate protector. -n______n-
Fanfiction writers: Cecil Baldwin is the actor. Cecil Gershwin Palmer is the character. You don’t want to talk about Cecil Baldwin in fanfiction, the one you’re looking for is Cecil Gershwin Palmer.
Cecil: The radio announcer is innocent. And kind! And a great friend, an even greater boyfriend. The radio announcer is also a really good bowler, a pretty decent cook, a pro at identifying cars, and a snazzy dresser. The radio announcer is funny and smart and talented and handsome and generous and above all, DEEPLY humble.
facts about other movies
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let’s try that again
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
I couldn’t have said it better.
nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.
me n my superwholock gf
me: babe watch where u step dont fall
gf: fALL??!!?!?1!!?///!?!?! LIE K HTE RE IcHE NbaCH FaLL???@?!?!??!?!/1/?OR SAM IN TGEH PIT?!/1?1?!11!! OGM MY FEEL S I CNT EVBNE TGHIS IS WORDSE THAN RO[SE ON TH EBEACH ALOEN DNT LOOK A TME
Since it’s out and everything and people have seen it!!! I did the ‘something broke’ page for the paradoxspace site!!